I got fired from being the daughter of my parents...
at least I know where my early morning rage comes from…
this jet lag
Of course I get the best wifi reception hours...
about to self destruct
I’m packing out all my stuff boxes, bags and trash fill up nearly my entire room I’m looking for my passport that I need to get on the plane TOMORROW I THINK I PACKED AWAY MY PASSPORT IN ONE OF THE MANY BOXES I JUST PUT DOWNSTAIRS ARE YOU JOKING ME RIGHT NOW ARE YOU SRS
I went to a dine in theatre to watch Iron Man 3
Studio Grill, I think it was I ordered a cheese quesadilla because they didn’t have any mac and cheese, I frigging wanted mac and cheese but they didn’t have it so I ordered a cheese quesadilla It never came I kept thinking that maybe they were backed up in orders or something and I didn’t want to be an impatient jerk so I sort of just kept quiet and waited Before I knew it,...
IF I HAVE TO DO ANY MORE PACKING, STUFFING, BOXING, TAPING, LIFTING, CLEANING OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAS TO DO WITH MOVING OUT LAWD HELP ME I’M GOING TO PUNCH A BABY ARGH
I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we’d only find yours.– Rudy Francisco (via nonelikejesus)
Ughhh it's Sunday that means tomorrow is Monday...
Is this real life
Who brought Fat Fat here
He ate all the pizza
Things learned today
“Recognization” is not a word! “Recognition” is!
How I know it's finals time
1. Everyone looks like crap. Me, my best friend, my fellow students. I look like I haven’t showered in days, my best friend’s breaking out all over the place (LOL devil horns) and I’ve seen one of my fellow students wearing mismatched socks. Mismatched socks with flip flops. 2. Everyone sort of seems like they’ve lost their marbles. Half of my Facebook page is filled with...
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday ugh finals
Why does my motivation levels get so depleted when finals time come around, ugh so lazy don’t want to do anything, pls halp
what am I doing with my life?
30casterlyrock: If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student.
Standing up for myself
It's a problem when
IT’S HOTTER INSIDE THE HOUSE THAN OUTSIDE OMFG It’s only April and it’s already hitting 90 degrees, oh lawd PS; no, I do not currently own a fan.
As sure as God puts His children in the furnace of affliction, He will be with...– C.H Spurgeon
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It turns out
being too good at BSing is a bad thing too
Today, I made a kid cry
I wore my ripped jeans to work and this kid accidentally slammed the toy car he was playing with into my knee, so I put on my serious face and said “YOU RIPPED MY JEANS OMG LOOK WHAT YOU DID, I’M GONNA TELL YOUR PARENTS”, complete with the “:O” face at first, he was like “no I didn’t” while glancing between me and one of the other people I was...
no, please, no mas!
someone who can force me to study even when I don’t want to